Hey, we just got to America
and this is crazy
but fucking screw it
I’ll punch you maybe
one direction in jail
- zayn: the mirror where is the mirror
- liam: hey guys doing a twicam from jail txt it
- paul: zayn calm down we'll get you out
- niall: paul the food sucks
- paul: its just for now niall
- harry: oww my hand
- louis: ill kiss it for you harry
- paul: no you will not
- zayn: how does my hair look good for the cameras?
- liam: oh no the guard is coming gotta go guys trend #1dinjail woooo
- paul: good god
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
I do.
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
No fucks given by Lemony Snicket.
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